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Make Trump Donald Again

MTDA Hat

MTDA Hat

Regular price $39.00 CAD
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Say hello to the red hat the red hat that says “screw your tariffs” louder than a Mountie on a moose. “Make Trump Donald Again” isn’t some serious stitch job—it’s Canada’s polite smirk at that loudmouth who tried “Governor Trudeau” like it’s a zinger. Didn’t land, eh? Trudeau tossed back “Donald” like a Loonie, and we slapped it on cotton ‘cause some crybaby losers whined ‘rude!’ Tough luck, eh?”

This ain’t your uncle’s angry hat. It’s a maple-dipped chuckle, complete with a leaf that’d make a beaver blush. Wear it 'cause Canada’s too busy eating poutine to sweat 25% bluffs,  we’re polite, not pushovers—and this hat’s dumber than a bag of stale Timbits, in the best way.

BATCH #1

  • Material: 100% cotton, softer than our apologies.
  • Color: Red, like our flag.
  • Fit: One-size-fits-all, even the hugest of heads.
  • Made: Printed in Toronto—quicker than a “sorry.”

Grab it. Rock it. Tell the world Canada’s laughing while Donnie Boy's whining—probably in Florida, poor guy. It’s a hat.

Legal Nonsense - Make Trump Donald Again is a parody product intended for satirical purposes only. This hat is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political campaign, candidate, or organization—especially not you-know-who. Any resemblance to real slogans, tweets, or tremendous personalities is purely coincidental and meant to make you laugh, not sue. Wear at your own risk of triggering debates at family dinners.
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