MTDA Hat

Say hello to the red hat the red hat that says “screw your tariffs” louder than a Mountie on a moose. “Make Trump Donald Again” isn’t some serious stitch job—it’s Canada’s polite smirk at that loudmouth who tried “Governor Trudeau” like it’s a zinger. Didn’t land, eh? Trudeau tossed back “Donald” like a Loonie, and we slapped it on cotton ‘cause some crybaby losers whined ‘rude!’ Tough luck, eh?”

This ain’t your uncle’s angry hat. It’s a maple-dipped chuckle, complete with a leaf that’d make a beaver blush. Wear it 'cause Canada’s too busy eating poutine to sweat 25% bluffs,  we’re polite, not pushovers—and this hat’s dumber than a bag of stale Timbits, in the best way.

BATCH #1

• Material: 100% cotton, softer than our apologies.
• Color: Red, like our flag.
• Fit: One-size-fits-all, even the hugest of heads.
• Made: Printed in Toronto—quicker than a “sorry.”

Grab it. Rock it. Tell the world Canada’s laughing while Donnie Boy's whining—probably in Florida, poor guy. It’s a hat.